this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2024
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inspired by comments in this thread

alt text:
three lines of text across a rainbow gradient, the first saying in white comic sans font with a drop shadow: "you can say secs on the internet", the second in white papyrus, comic sans, and impact font with a drop shadow, "you can say segs on the internet", and the third in a rainbow gradient to match the background, tucked along the bottom in papyrus font, "you can say sex on the internet"

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[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

No fucking way! I can say sex on the internet? That’s the shit!

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

You can say sex, but you should have censored sh!t.

They're coming for you...

At least you didn't say [UN-ALIVE], they edit comments for that before they come aft--

[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

My favorite way to avoid saying game ending oneself is "going down the sewer slide"

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 1 hour ago

I've heard "non-tradional Seppuku", which got a dark humor laugh from me.

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

This is offensive to my, on account of not once having been fucked hard like filthy little whores, virgin ears.

[–] DesolateMood@lemm.ee 8 points 7 hours ago
[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Boning. The Wild Mambo. The Hunka Chunka.

[–] MrWafflesNBacon@lemmy.world 12 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 8 hours ago

se̷̡̧̛͓̙͈͎̯̟͔̣̞͓͒̀̏͂̿̾̕͡͝ͅx

[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 1 points 5 hours ago

I do but I hate pikies.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Where is this so called sex on the Internet? I only want to know so I can avoid those areas.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

You can say f*ck on the internet.

You can say fack on the internet.

You can say frig on the internet.

You can say fuck on the internet.

[–] figjam@midwest.social 2 points 4 hours ago

I'm concerned that additional replies will continue to escalate until someone determines what can't be said on the internet.

[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

***

Check it out, it just shows up as asterisks when I type it.

Gay Transgender Sexual Intercourse

[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 8 hours ago

Why wouldn't you be able to say seconds on the Internet?