this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] nutsack@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

I want to get whatever Jeff bezos had done so that my face looks like it's going to explode when I talk

[–] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

"I thought you looked beautiful before, I think you look beautiful now, honestly I can't tell" or if not recent "dunno, all your features look perfect to me, so I could never choose, your eyes are my favorite"

...of course, green text is fake.

[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

"You used to have a penis?"

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