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[–] yogurtwrong@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago
[–] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] maeries@feddit.de 1 points 5 months ago

That's actually how I feel like many are arguing. I don't like it, because it's woke. And it's woke, because I don't like it

[–] Streetlights@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (3 children)

They're turning the bombs gay.

[–] Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

The bombs change your pronouns to “was/collateral damage” 🥰

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I heard they’re developing a bomb that makes people gay.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I would say that would solve a lot of problems, but there are a lot of closeted self-hating conservatives.

[–] Fish@midwest.social 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

Apparently, Google is the queen of woke.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's annoying that these big, evil corporations that woke people hate are considered "woke" by conservatives.

[–] irreticent@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

It's annoying

I find it hilarious that Google is getting hate from both sides. It's not like they don't deserve it, DEI aside.

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's simply amazing to consider YouTube an enemy when YouTube is basically the soul reason right wing propaganda has spread to the level that it has today. YouTube is the breeding ground for the alt right. Their complaint is literally the opposite of reality, and as I type that I realize I've typed that a lot before haven't I? Same old shit I guess.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 1 points 5 months ago

But what other company can I rely on to give me a megaphone to tell people how much I'm being silenced?

[–] Rustmilian@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This is absolutely true, but not in the sense this is trying to portray. They censor me hard, and I'm not even that political, just anti-spyware. They censor anything they don't like, so if you slight them for being a mass-data collection organization that shit all over their own old slogan, they put you on their shit list actively keeping you from being able to speak. Really, Google isn't "woke" more so just a bunch of pandering opportunist capitalist predators in sheep's wool. The word "woke" itself has devolved.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Truck drivin', bible-thumpin', gun totin' knuckledragger in Texas:
"I ain't gonna buy Lockeed Martin products, I'm gonna boycott them! Make 'murica grate agin!"
Proceeds to angrily keep on NOT buying surface-to-air missiles.

as a truck driving, gun toting redneck in texas I'd absolutely buy a SAM if I could, and paint it up in rainbows

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago

I was curious if they actually bothered to define what "woke" is. Obviously they don't, you can't define the boogey man.

I did find their "how do we rate things" page and the first criteria is: "do they donate to social justice causes."

How do you literally say "I am against social justice" and think you're the good guy?

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Damn those homosexuals, they ruined warmongering!

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago
[–] TinyGuy449@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

My family DIED because of how woke they were being >:(

[–] yetAnotherUser@feddit.de 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 months ago

Those go hard

I could definitely see myself committing war crimes in those

[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is this an app, a website? I need to start finding those woke businesses so I can be sure to buy from them.

[–] Kamikazimatt@sh.itjust.works 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Successful_Try543@feddit.de 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Sorry guys, Pfizer is "Extremely Woke" too.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'll never buy a Lockheed Martin product again.

[–] Graphy@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

As a joke I was looking for general everyday items they might’ve sold but now I feel like I’m on a new list.

I did find cool Hawaiian satellite shirts that I kinda want now

I did find cool Hawaiian satellite shirts that I kinda want now

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works -1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Hoellee shit. I need that