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Used to be you could blow dust off a shelf. Now you can't. Because of woke. (cdn.masto.host)
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Used to be you could blow dust off a shelf. Now you can't. Because of woke.

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[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hi, I'm dust

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

So you’re saying you’re getting blown less now

[–] maynarkh@feddit.nl 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Everyone's got to settle down sometime

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Damn

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's the oils in your home it's fulla oils

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nah bro, it's the 5G that's stickifying the dust

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Obama glued all your dust down using stem cells.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Stem cells from aborted babies.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Aborted Christians who went in for a regular check up but then had their babies taken by the government death panels

[–] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Futa oils

[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Ah yes, the gender fluid.

[–] yuri@pawb.social 1 points 2 months ago

From top to bottom these read like you’re being gaslit and having to get more and more assertive until you’re not even asking a question anymore. It’s just self assurance that you’re not crazy lmao

[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's no insects to stir it up and loosen it.

[–] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago

Because of all the woke there is, probably