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[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Many drowning victims were found to have copious amount of dihydrogen monoxide in their lungs

[–] HumbertTetere@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago

Not just drowning victims. Many freshly dead persons will have Dihydrogen Monoxide in their system, including but not limited to their lungs. They try to keep it a secret. Doctors will usually not write it down outside of the mentioned drowning.

If the body decays, that's a strong sign the person had the substance inside it at the time of death.

[–] jimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

100% of people who have consumed dihydrogen monoxide have died...

[–] Draghetta@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

8 billions of people have and they’re alive

[–] twei@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago

So it's clearly a skill issue you say?

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

People worry about microplastics getting everywhere, but what about dihydrogen monoxide? Nearly every autopsy shows that the victim had huge quantities of dihydrogen monoxide in their system.

Some people claim it's safe, but if it's so safe, why is it so critical that it not be allowed near electrical appliances and electronics?

And, nobody mentions how incredibly addictive it is. Virtually every person who starts taking dihydrogen monoxide is unable to quit and has to keep taking it for their entire lives. Anybody who goes cold turkey dies within days.

[–] Bene7rddso@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago

Even worse, many people are addicted already at birth because their mother was addicted and had to keep taking it during pregnancy

[–] Miautteo@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Recently 5 Billionaires died due to overexposure. It is really dangerous

[–] sverit@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago

They killed many women (witches) with that stuff in the old days.