It’s still funny, but parent licenses are step one of eugenics, and licenses protect fish populations, environment, parks, lots of good. If anyone’s really agreeing with the subtext, learn more about the dangers of both.

[–] Tvkan@feddit.de 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

What are the dangers of protecting fish populations, the environment and parks?

[–] inlandempire@jlai.lu 1 points 9 months ago

Fishes can bite

Environnement is scary

Parks have other people in them

[–] Baguette@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Licenses are a way to prevent people from overfishing populations. Certain populations have been overfished to the point of being endangered, and if a species gets erased out of an ecosystem, the overlying ecosystem gets thrown out of place depending on how key of a species the fish was.

There are some species the gov does not care about eg the invasive lionfish and asian carp

[–] Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 months ago

and if a species gets erased out of an ecosystem, the overlying ecosystem gets thrown out of place depending on how key of a species the fish was.

Also if they were a particularly delicious species no one would be able to enjoy them anymore.

[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Thanks for more thoroughly explaining the benefits of parks and preservation efforts. Super import work. If you get a parking ticket for camping with your parks pass in your glove box, don’t dispute it if you can afford it.

I think they were joking about my clumsy phrasing, though

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Wait, you can get a license to fuck fish?

[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

yes, thats what the vaporeon fans have that we dont

[–] Numhold@feddit.de 0 points 9 months ago

The actual question here should be if Troy McClure has one.

[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Lisensing fees are a suckers game, what you wanna do is go out into international waters. That’s why so many guys are posing with swordfish.

[–] DadVolante@sh.itjust.works 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Lots of guys be fuckin' swordfish, these days?

[–] Localhorst86@feddit.de 0 points 9 months ago

They use the sword for sounding