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When I say Subway sucks, I mean its quality seems to have fallen off significantly over the past 5ish years at least near me. The bread is now super dry and the produce doesn't taste fresh either
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I can't judge. I like sliced Tomato and a double order of Olives on my footlong Meatball.
With other things right?
Nope just a 12 inch long ball of meat with sliced tomatoes and double olives.
Do you like olive pizxa?
My favorite pizza is olive and mushroom with garlic parmesian sauce.
I know. I'm weird.
That's not weird. I always have olives and mushrooms on my pizza.
!notopbutok
And that sounds really good! It's probably super savory.
My favorite pizza is hard to get in the United States. It's corn and onions.
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Double olives at Subway now get you like three of them. Employees be acting like they deduct each olive directly out of their paycheck.
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I mean.. what she is doing wrong is going to subway.
I'm torn between bitching about BRANDS and laughing.
How dare you conflict me like this in shitposting.
:3
Does Lemmy have hailcorporate yet? Really seems like an ideal fit around here.
Fuck Subway, and fuck your dumbass sandwich. Which you obviously didn’t get a picture of from “the worker.”
fuck r/hailcorporate. at first I joined it thinking it was going to be about stealth ads. oh my god, you can't even allude to a brand in a critical manner before some asshole accuses you of advertising. even bigger cancer than r/theyknew
Seriously. That sub made me so angry I had to cool off with a refreshing Pepsi.
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Fuck subway.
What's wrong with Subway? Is this another chain I have to avoid now?
I don't know if anything really bad. It's expensive and low quality, but that's about it.
Out of all the mainstream fast food places, it's probably my top pick. Especially if you manage to get their buy one get one free footlong deals.
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There's a John Oliver episode about it. Been a while since I've seen it, but the jist of it was how scummy they are with their franchisees. To the point where it reminded me of time shares.
He better go wash his hands again after handling his phone.
Nah, it's cool. Can't you see he's wearing a thin plastic glove on the other hand?
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Should have just gotten a sandwich with a pretty large pickle in it.
I really like sandwich with a pretty large pickle in it. One of my faves.
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I mean if that’s what you like, and they specifically ask you what you want on it… I’m sure subway employees have put together far worse science projects than that.
My orders are always a horror at Mod and Subway, I’ve gotten more than a few looks of judgement but ion care it’s tasty.
Wheres the sauce you fucking demon, like even the worst sauce they have is better than no sauce. Id take a sauce i hate over no sauce... and its toasted so that "bread" is dry af... Put some sauce on and be fucking normal.
They're not at that part yet. Clearly in the veggie stage.
The sauce stage is after the veggie stage, I bet he asked what sauce they want, they said no sauce and that's how we got here.
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That's another sandwich I would still vote for president before Trump.
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The other day. The guy behind me ordered a pizza sub with just sauce and cheese. There was a pizza place across the street but whatever I guess
He would probably go to the pizza place and order a pizza with just sauce and cheese. What’s wrong with that? I think it’s called a cheese pizza.
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Damn you could at least spread out the veggies a bit more before taking a picture to shame the person ordering this abomination
No, you should stop at this point and handle your phone, your car keys, your wallet, fish around in your pocket and belly button lint, scratch your asshole, then continue to handle food.
Say what you will but this would be a very cool "this is how we met" story that they could tell their kids down the line
That's an easy way to get reprimanded and have your bosses hands tied by corporate.
Sir,,, this is a shitpost and your comment is very logical
True. I just swear I've seen a story about something similar happening.
This is a food crime from hell!
No, a food crime from hell would be pork ice cream. A cucumber and olive sandwich is a food crime from weight watchers.
Bacon vanilla is good though
This is just an ad for subway
I would think that an ad for something would paint that thing in a favorable light, not make it look gross and weird and unappealing.
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