Update: the kids and babysitter are gone and the rent for the room is late. Cops wont even foot the internet bill, I cant believe I let them be the ones to investigate this
this post was submitted on 22 Apr 2024
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I read that a few times thinking they meant the rent was normally that amount and the live in baby sitter wouldn't have to pay it. That would count as their pay. Still a stupid idea but... Yeah as it's wrote, wtf?!
The only sort of people who would accept this deal are the ones you don’t want near your children.
Certainly people are chomping at the bit for such a position!
I would apply do my absolute best to get the job as if I'm really excited about the opportunity, let them make plans and stuff then just not show up.
If they call, me screaming that I need to look after their kids so they can go on vacation, that's when you start negotiating a price, since you have literally nothing to lose, even if they "fire" you that's still a positive.
"Pay us to live in our house, bathe with us, and watch our kids."
Yeah, that tracks for Lakewood.
Are you nearby? Where is this? Is it like a trashy city?
Lakewood is a city that only exists because Tacoma banned the filming of Cops, and so Lakewood split off to continue getting money from the production company.
Then this guy shows up.
