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Eighteen treated for severe nausea in Stuttgart after opera of live sex and piercing (www.theguardian.com)

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Eighteen theatregoers at Stuttgart’s state opera required medical treatment for severe nausea over the weekend after watching a performance that included live piercing, unsimulated sexual intercourse and copious amounts of fake and real blood.

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[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Nett hier

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

aber waren Sie

[–] exocortex@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Schon mal im Laboratory?

[–] nichtburningturtle 2 points 20 hours ago

Gibts da was gutes?

[–] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 11 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

I guess Germans read about the fate of the Eldar & birth of Slaanesh and took that as an instruction guide.

[–] nl4real@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

That's show business, folks!

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