The point when the AI hallucinations become useful is the point where I raise my eye brows. This not one of those.
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Man, it really is like an extremely dense but dedicated intern. Does not question for a moment why it's supposed to make fun of an interval, but delivers a complete essay.
Just make sure to never say "let's eat Grandpa" around an AI or it'll have half the leg chomped down before you can clarify that a comma is missing.
Also never ask it to solve a picture of a crossword.
how's that?
Not great, honestly.
Well tbf this isn't what chatgpt is designed for. It can interpret images and give information/advice/whatever, but not solve puzzles.
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Yea I didn't think about that but if someone said to an AI powered robot "Hey, can you shred my reports?" as they leave work they could easily come back in the morning to it tearing their junior staff into strips like "Morning boss, almost done".
Why do i read it out in Codsworth voice in Fallout 4
As much as I'm still skeptical about "AI taking all of our jobs" anytime soon, interactions like these still blow my mind...
It already has taken tons of graphic jobs. Also look up Graphite by IBM, it's advertising to companies to hire them to do their code. Which would be taking code jobs. I kind of think people don't understand how it's going to be taken as far as it can be taken by these corporations. If half the populace loses their jobs, they just don't care. I really don't get on who they think is going to be all of these products and services if no one has jobs, but their following quarter might be better.
ChatGPT has gotten scary good with both entirely misunderstanding me in almost the exact way my ND ass does to NTs AND with how well it responds to "no, silly, and please remember this in future"
I don't use it super often, but every 6mo or so and it's gotten crazy good at remembering all my little nuances when I have it so shit for me (nothing like research, mostly "restructure data in format a to format b pls")
That first one reminds me of a part of HHGTTG where I think Ford starts counting in front of a computer to intimidate it because its like walking up to a human and chanting "blood, blood, blood".
How I Hit your Grandma Today, Thank God
To be pedantic, Ford's threat is to "rearrange [the computer's] memory banks with an axe"
The countdown is until he starts doing it.
For those as confused as I: HHGTTG = The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
You sound like a hoopy frood that knows where his towel is
I'll take that as a compliment it obviously is
No. 5 was a fun mental image
callback executed
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