this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This makes me irrationally angry lol

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 0 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Don't worry, it's not real.

[–] Baines@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

sounds real autistic

[–] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works -1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

People will really say that even the most normal ass green texts are fake huh

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 months ago

Yes. Literally nothing on 4chan is real. Is it your first day on the internet or something?

[–] macisr@sh.itjust.works 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Grill dodged a bullet with this one. This anon seems to be really dumb. What kind of person never opens a gifted book, let alone one that is a gift from a girl? A person that doesn't read shit, that kind of person. She was clearly above him.

[–] Sodis@feddit.de 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well, I got one once during a secret santa event. Put it on my to read list and never came around to it. Then I lent it to a friend and he told me, that there is a note for me inside, that I didn't know about.

[–] Yeller_king@reddthat.com 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Secret Santa is clearly not the same as a gift from someone you're romantically interested in, though.

[–] Sodis@feddit.de 0 points 9 months ago

True, but he wasn't, she was.