One time a homeless guy asked if I was Serj Tankian so I guess him?
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Depp , heβs about the only one that could pull it off.
Ronald Reagan, the actor
Toni Collette or Kathy Bates both horror queens and monarchs of my heart.
Steven Yeun and Bobby Lee interchangeably
Walton Goggins, but he plays me at every age like John C. Reilly in Walk Hard.
I dunno, nobody in Hollywood looks the way I look.
So, I guess I'd pick John Candy because I just like the guy.
Yeah, I know he's dead. If I can't have him, then Ildris Elba because he's fucking cool.
I don't know anyone that has that low of a charisma level. Maybe like some resting bitch face extra.
I look like what you would get if Johnny Depp did a fusion merge with Adam Beach.
So either one of them would be fine
I don't know but yes
Keanu Reeves, I'm basically an autistic Johnny Silverhand.
For the younger me? Harry Connick Jr, but no singing. In my defence, I was prettier back then. The accent's perfect. Now me? Bill Murray, I'm sure, if he can fake a HCJ accent.
In one of my best photos 10 years ago I vaguely looked like Lana Parilla, so that would be awesome. Realistically, someone fat.
If I was being vain, Stuart Townsend. But in reality, it would be young Steve Buscemi.
Donald Sutherland
If Adam Savage and Russell Brand had a baby, I'd cast that dude to play as me.
Jason Alexander
Nathan Hurd. He was in She-Hulk as Man Bull.
Never gonna happen because I'm white and look absolutely nothing like him, but I wouldn't mind having Jam Hsiao play me. Don't know if he's done more than Green Door on Netflix, but I'd still absolutely enjoy it.
Though, if it was animated, I'd want kid me voiced by Cree Summer because she is my all time favorite voice actor/actress.