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[–] TheDarkQuark@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Bet that thing has a bidet!

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is the toilet seat his macaque?

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I guess it would depend on how badly I need to use the bathroom... If it's becoming an emergency situation then I'll go pretty much anywhere.

Most people get way less picky once they're legitimately afraid they'll shit their pants

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

It's gonna be really difficult not to piss on my pants through the crevasse under the toilet seat with this guaranteed boner material

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

I'm gonna need this template :o