I just sit around in my bathrobe until I'm dry enough to put on clothes.
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From top down. I have a beard, and I use a hot brush to dry and straighten my beard so I don't use a towel on my face.
I imagine the sequence would be different depending on the amount and range of body hair.
Personally, depends on delta-T to next task.
A to D. Let the rest air dry
Hair, beard, balls and ass.
I stopped drying the rest of my body since apparently I suffer from dry skin or something. Now I air dry.
I had dry hands to the point of skin breaking open and bleeding until I realised that properly drying them after washing hands improved things. I think the water evaporating drys the skin or something
Dick, Butthole and feet last, everything else at random
Just move the towel around randomly until Im halfway dry. Doesnt matter if there is some water left, it will dry soon enough.
Top down, then beard for last to seal in the flavor.
I often just stand there until I stop dripping after a minute or so and just air dry.
Neck to crotch on the front then a good rough polish cycle to try and dry off my back - all with a nice thin towel that knocks the moisture off rather than absorbing it. Once my body is done I have a separate fluffy towel for my long hair, face, and beard.
After drying my hair I just put my clothes on and dry automatically.
Using a single sheet towel.
B, A, using one whole side of the towel. Then fold it in half with the dry side out. Shoulders/begin C3, C4, C1, finish C3/C2, D2, D1, E1, E2, F, all with one side of the towel. Then flip it and use the dry outer side to do a quick pass in the same order.
(A, 1/2 B, C1-4, 1/2 D2, E1) then (1/2 B, E2, F) finally (D1, 1/2 D2)
I put on my hooded terry cloth bathrobe that simultaneously dries hair, head, neck, torso and legs above the knees. Wipe face, lower legs and feet. Remove robe and dry genitals and butt crack.
A, B, C1 ,C3, C4, C2, F, E2, E1, D
I'm not fucking with these letter but it's: Face, head/hair, torso front, torso back, armpits, head again (long hair), arms if still wet, legs if still wet, feet if still wet.
Anybody not starting with the face is a borderline psychopath imo
The only difference for me is the order of c's: C4, C1, C2, C3.
A, B, C, D, E, F(optional). I go straight down to stop dripping
I use a terrycloth robe as my towel. I dry my hair with the back, then put it on and head to my bedroom to get dressed. I'm dry when I get to the dresser.
I always start with my hair first, dry my back and upper body, then my legs. But then I keep a second towel for intimate areas, because why would you want to wipe your face with the same towel you wipe your ass with?