Time to paint a new sign, methinks.
this post was submitted on 18 Sep 2024
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I hope it's during work hour. Would be shame to do whole days work just to get eaten by the rising dead.
I'm pretty sure my plans are fine. Jesus is going to take one look at us and turn around.
Is that why there's an abandoned pair of shorts in the parking deck? And here I thought someone was running around pantless.
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According to their own book, no man will know the day or the hour IIRC. So anyone who says they know, at all, is by default wrong, and you can guarantee that it won't happen at that time.
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Imagine if what qualified to get raptured were believing in it. The world would be so much better without all those people!
I would get letters from my grandma - long, winding beseeching me to come to the Lord or whatever, with often a specific date predicted in the near future of the end times. I never kept them because I was embarrassed. She was lonely and mentally ill, and probably trying to manipulate people into visiting her, but she also believed the shit she was saying, even though it kept changing, IMO.
I think that's a little bit of what is going on with these signs
The rapture probably did happen but nobody on earth was worthy.
Batting .000 here religious sign guy.
It's gonna be 10:12pm so we have time for a last meal still if you want before Jesus chucks everyone in the woodchipper. 😊
Oh come on! I was gonna get a haircut today.
He's got the wrong date.
To quote late musician Peter Steele:
April 2029, the final time The end my friends is not near, the hour in fact is quite here ... It's a Friday 13th of course you won't live, to see noon. ... Are you paranoid what's on the asteroid has got your name tattooed on it? This stone's called Apophis And it brings apocalypse.
Welp, I have only now seen this post on the 19.09.2024.
I guess I did not only miss the notification, but also the rapture itself.
Jesus came, broke my fridge, and didn’t even leave a note. Asshole.
Oh please yes!
I wish