What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
All things Stardew Valley.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What is this joke?
Corned beef.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Now, when I put a hat on the alien rarecrow, I shall think of it as the fields medal.
Why does the farmer's dog does not laugh at sheep jokes anymore ?
He's herd them all
"Baa ram ewe, baa ram ewe: what do you get if you cross a ..."
*impatient growls from stage left*
"Come on, I've herd you all before."
Where should you take a cow on a first date?
The moo-vies!
Feature request for 1.6