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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by toastal@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] faebudo@infosec.pub 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

ExtensibleMarkupLanguageHypertextTransferProtocolRequest

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This person Javas…

[–] elvith@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't that imply the existence of a ExtensibleMarkupLanguageHypertextTransferProtocolRequestFactorySingleton?

[–] IHateReddit@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And an AbstractExtensibleMarkupLanguageHypertextTransformerProtocolRequestFactorySingletonBuilder!

[–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sadly you can't build a singleton. AbstractExtensibleMarkupLanguageHypertextTransformerProtocolRequestFactoryBuilder$Companion?

[–] toastal@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

80 char line maximum? I read that as minimum. My bad.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Doing that with GNU or WINE will use your entire memory

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

GNU's Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix CORE DUMP: OUT OF MEMORY EXCEPTION

[–] crispy_kilt@feddit.de 0 points 3 months ago

Needs more AbstractSingletonBeanProxyFactoryDefaultImplementation

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

XHR boom. Sue me :)

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

OP is dead now. Are you happy?

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 0 points 3 months ago

I regret nothing!

[–] jimitsoni18@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago

xhr