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[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 32 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

This is why the cattle industry is bad for the planet.

Proof: this is the end result of just one industrial cattle "ranch" during the Beef campaign with Sam Elliott

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Beef should stay in the ground where it belongs.

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 days ago

So that’s why it’s called ground beef

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 33 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 13 points 6 days ago

Ground beef

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 5 days ago

It's so funny to me that this excavator is shoving the cow back like a gluttonous cat trying to get into your food.

[–] tiny_parking@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Is beef now a vegetable? If so I can finally go vegan 😂

[–] TheInfamousOne@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

... And the guy in the back just walks over the unstable looking tunnel to hell.

What a strange and heartwarming tale.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I wonder what the story was here. That like like a thinly covered swimming pool or basement that wasn't filled in. It's probably in the Americas somewhere or I'd add old war trench or bunker or something. It could be a sinkhole too, but my guy says no.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Always listen to your guy.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I think they just found an entrance to the Nerubian underworld.

Go in there and steal the secrets of the spiders.

[–] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Cows play with arachnophobia mode on.

Crustacean Nerubian Supiriority.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 1 points 5 days ago

I think arachnophobia mode makes things scarier.

Why is the crab casting web?

[–] GlenRambo@jlai.lu 0 points 5 days ago

Or a setup for the ~~upvotes~~ ~~likes~~ ~~views~~ internet points.

[–] Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes, cows are actually a part of the tuber family

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fascinating I had no idea. What do the leaves look like?

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How did the cow get in there though?

[–] pop@lemmy.ml 9 points 6 days ago

seems like they were building an escape tunnel and they got caught.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They were playing hide and seek

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

You've answered the Why, not the How.

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Is this my early Minecraft farm rendered by AI?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago
[–] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Well, the daddy bull uses his horn to make a hole in the ground, then he performs [redacted], and then eventually a full grown cow or bull comes out of the ground.

Everyone knows this silly.

[–] Sausagecat@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 days ago

Do you know how the cows first came into being? They were horses once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. And now... perfected.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago

"What is it Lassie? What? Lulu fell down the well?!?"

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bruh, you should mark this NSFW. 😂

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Does that stand for "Neat, Simply Fucking Wondrous?"

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago

Now start filleting wagyu.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I know right? I've never seen a cow being born before..