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submitted 2 months ago by Bezier@suppo.fi to c/internetofshit@suppo.fi

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cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/41400661

It's just a patent, but like fuck anyone even thinking about this.

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[–] superkret 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

hit brake pedal
"before enjoying the safety and reliability of your Ford's brakes, here's a message from our sponsors!"
Skip ad in 5...4...3...

[–] don@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago

In off-road or sport mode, the system could limit the number of ads because it assumes the driver wants to focus more on the road.

With regular driving mode, road focus is roughly 235% less important, which allows for more distractions.

[–] zephorah@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago

Because road rage isn’t bad enough right now.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 14 points 2 months ago

"Ford patents a way to sell less cars"

[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We need a philanthropic group that patents the shittiest behaviour so as to prevent others from doing it first.

[–] Kuvwert@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

God damn that's a great idea

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

It would immediately be purchased after a half dozen ideas get patented

[–] HelloHotel@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Its always Ford and Bmw making these little nightmares.