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It's finally time for Bert (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works to c/bertstrips@lemm.ee
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[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

For the younger folks who missed it, the text is an Airplane! (1980) reference, which itself was a parody of Zero Hour! (1957).

[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Surely you can't be serious.

[–] qprimed@lemmy.ml 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I am serious...

[–] problembasedperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And don't call me Shirley.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This plane has four engines. It’s an entirely different kind of flying, altogether.

[–] egrets@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

IT'S AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT K- oops, just read your username, sorry.

[–] Scrawny@lemm.ee 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I just wanted to say. Good luck, we're all counting on you.

[–] bamfic@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Oh stewardess, I speak jive

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is that Rick Moranis?

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It is. Rick Moranis is a hero, love that man.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Isn't this the guy who shrunk his kids?

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 months ago

Nah, that's the keymaster.

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He also blew up the baby.

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And owned a talking plant.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 months ago

And ordered the ship to Ludicrous Speed.

[–] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

No he's the hero who saved the Royal Canadian Institute for the Mentally Insane from burning down by pissing all over it after drinking an entire vat of beer.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Are y'all sure? He looks like Vinz Clortho to me.

[–] SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

No, I’m pretty sure he’s the guy from hit TV show The Gatekeeper.

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Can't have been a good week to quit sniffing glue.

[–] PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They’ll all have to be taken to hospital

[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hospital? What is it?

[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

It’s a big building where they treat sick people - but that’s not important right now.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Captain, how soon can you land?