this post was submitted on 28 Jun 2024
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[–] KeraKali@lemmy.world 89 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I fucking despise this and have sent it to several of my friends at light speed.

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 85 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

An image of me, right now

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is the most deranged shit…

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Corvid@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

David S Pumpkins strikes again!

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

... Actually, yes I have lots of questions!

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I can almost hear the music.

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago
[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Only tangentially related, but: I'm a school bus driver and a very popular name for kids these days is "Rhys". I really enjoy asking them why they're named after chocolate-covered peanut butter as it drives them crazy.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] CareHare@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Man that was a great subreddit.

!lemmeigh@lemm.ee

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

There should be a y or two and/or and unnecessary double letter in there somewhere

!lemmeigh@lemm.ee

[–] Barzaria@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're a hero. Just so you know, you can mail people bags of animal waste.

[–] null@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's great to know, but how is it relevant here?

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

When is it not?

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com -5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

They are named after the hero who goes back in time to save Sarah Connor from the Terminator.

Also, you are too old to be picking on school children.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

The guy in Terminator was "Reese," which is even closer to Reese's candy than "Rhys."

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It’s teasing and it’s fine

I am sure if you have friends then you are used to ribbing

[–] finley@lemm.ee 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I’d be happy if they could just come off cleanly

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gotta lick the wrapper after you slide them off.

[–] Master@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

Glad you went with wrapper and not the original term.

[–] astrsk@kbin.run 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Store them in a colder spot. I personally like freezing them. Wrappers always come off cleanly.

[–] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

You're a person of culture and sophistication 😎👍

Reading this comment is like reading a modern-day Book of Revelation.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey now let's not kinkshame the scat enthusiasts...

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think that's something we can all safely kinkshame...

[–] Korbs@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Idea for ad to publish on porn sites.

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago

At first i read this as Reese being am actual girl and the cups being hers