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Dozens Of Pregnant Women Caught In Hanging Snare Nets Above Texas Hospital Entrance (theonion.com)
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[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 months ago

Coach, this one’s a little painful even for the Onion

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Australia had the same problem with rabbit populations over a hundred years ago.

Since they have guns everywhere, why don't they just announce a national culling if they are so against pregnant women?

[–] Steve@startrek.website 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Sure, battered women sounds delicious, but it’s still technically illegal.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

That's a great idea. Let's call it , ohh I don't know, "The Purge!"

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