Coach, this one’s a little painful even for the Onion
this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2024
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Australia had the same problem with rabbit populations over a hundred years ago.
Since they have guns everywhere, why don't they just announce a national culling if they are so against pregnant women?
Sure, battered women sounds delicious, but it’s still technically illegal.
That's a great idea. Let's call it , ohh I don't know, "The Purge!"
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