During the Olympics I was passing through the living room, the wife had been watching an event and it was in between bits. The pole vaulting was on, and my only thought was:
How the hell did this become a sport?

So I looked it up. Numerous cultures from around the world used poles to vault across rivers, and marshy bits. Which ties us into the meme. What they did before was vault....or get thrown

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

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[–] Seraph@fedia.io 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fording the river was always a good option.

Except in Oregon Trail.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You have died from dissing Terry.

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

Oh shit, battle at the shelter tonight.

[–] Venicon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I would like to think of a catapult and net combo to really travel in style.

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Just don't lie to the engineer about your weight

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

I'm a chuckster!