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[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago (2 children)

What if I pooped when I saw you?

Just a little.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

what about a lot

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] SaharaMaleikuhm 10 points 3 months ago

Konichiwa fecal-san

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 22 points 3 months ago

I did but I hid it because I was ashamed... of liking you so much

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This is why I have doubts about adopting a puppygirl

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 17 points 3 months ago

Maybe they do, but they have very absorbent underwear.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 14 points 3 months ago

They do, just a bit later

[–] TheWonderfool@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Why does it have the statue of her excellency, the almighty narukami ogosho, god of thunder?

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 2 points 3 months ago

Are you sure they don’t? Have you asked?