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[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

"You're not being sacked, no, we are releasing you into a world of opportunity!" Yes, a friend of mine actually heard that one a while ago when he was 'let go'. 🤨

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My boss and HR lady were very solemn when I was laid off from my last job RIGHT BEFORE COVID started. I was BEAMING. HR lady said I was the most unconventional layoff she’s ever done. I thanked her and shook her hand. It was the best thing that happened to me in a long time.

[–] neo@feddit.de 0 points 6 months ago

I'm confused. Were you happy because the job sucked or because you were laid off before Covid?

[–] SternburgExport@feddit.de 0 points 6 months ago

Go on, fire me, it won‘t unjizz the bathroom stalls.

[–] Fungah@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

If past.lives are real then every hr employee across the globe had a past life as some middle manag3mentnpaper.pusher making the Holocaust possible.

If you work in hr there's about a 99℅ you are irredeemably evil.