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[–] dauerstaender@feddit.de 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why would you call it weekend and the start the week with half of it?!

[–] DroneRights@lemm.ee 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A rope has two ends, and so does a week

[–] DrunkenPirate@feddit.de 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sentences have both meanings and sound, yours have sound

[–] Scrath@feddit.de 0 points 11 months ago

I like fancy insults

[–] Matombo@feddit.de 0 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Ok another US local units are retarded rant: it's called weekEND! why do you start your week at sunday and not monday! Sunday is part of the weekEND!

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 0 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'm English, not American but I see it as Saturday and Sunday are the two ends of the week. Like how a string has two ends. The weekend is both the start and the finishing end of the week.

[–] Matombo@feddit.de 0 points 11 months ago

since we are in a temporal context here i would argue that there is a clear distrinction between beginning and end here

[–] ChrissieWF@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So, when someone asks if you are free the next two weekends, you assume they're talking about the next Saturday (tail weekend) and the next Sunday (front weekend)?

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No, the two ends of a week create a singular weekend.

[–] JohnEdwa@sopuli.xyz 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Just like the two ends of a string create a singular string end.

[–] Magnetar@feddit.de 0 points 11 months ago

I've never understood string physics.

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you're referring to an "end" of an object, it can refer to the extreme of a side of it. For example, aglets are at either end of a shoelace.

[–] Matombo@feddit.de 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I'm refering to end in a temporal sense because we are talking about a time context here. There is a clear direction so going backwards brings you to the begin.

[–] Lysergid@lemmy.ml 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] DroneRights@lemm.ee 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Sunday is ~~1~~ 0 and Saturday is ~~7~~ 6. ~~You just made Friday part of the weekend~~ You forgot Sunday

[–] JeffKerman1999@sopuli.xyz 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

On which planet? Monday is 1

[–] DroneRights@lemm.ee 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I was off by one, but Sunday is 0 in javascript

[–] oolio@feddit.de 0 points 11 months ago

Cron has clearly the superior numbering system, where sunday is both 0 and 7