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There's no need for a bank account, since you can buy games on steam using gift cards bought with cash.

Low earth orbit? 🤔

At least in Finland you can voluntarily join the army as a woman, but the military service is only mandatory for men, so it's not equal.

21st century janissaries

Looks like a dead cuttlefish and the video is probably staged and the cuttlefish was purposefully placed in the sand.

So basically how it is outside of America?

Nah, you failed...😔

Luckily you can always buy a larger mouse.

Apart from the location of some of those lines, I find this accurate

The weren't wrong 🥹

But since the billionaires don't want to be taxed, nothing happens...

I don't know man... I would rather go 1-to-1 against a man with a trebuchet than against a man with a crossbow.