I have a big brain, so I refuse all microchips. I won't settle for anything less than a macrochip.
this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2023
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“A small microchip about the size of a postcard”
Unfortunately, Robotron went out of business.
As soon a company offers this shit I am in.
However I need proof that I am the owner and user of the chip. So if Apple would sell it I probably won't buy it, because I wouldn't own what I bought
Why would you get an implant?
Imagine an implant giving you the ability to speak a foreign language? Or code? Or whatever specialized knowledge?
If it was safe I would totally do it. But by that point specialised knowledge X would probably be worthless since anyone can get an implant.
I'd consider it if I lost a sense but I recommend everyone read this article.
Uh what a sad story. I didn't even consider maintenance.
Should a profit-driven company do it?
HELL NO!
Should it be researched so one day it can be done cheaply, safely, healthily, with absolute control given to the person receiving the hardware?
HELL YES!
There is a non-zero chance that once they have a chip in your brain, they will find a way to stream ads in to it.
For that reason, I'm out.
Why stream ads when they can more-directly influence you?
Waking up with an unavoidable craving to watch "OW! My balls!" I'm in!
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Wait, you mean I can let the guy who invented a shittier version of a subway train (the tunnel has colorful LEDs though) and routinely bitches about safety regulations put computer chips in my brain?! Woah, sign me up for the future!
i cant believe they actually built that tunnel. they filled a nearly inescapable underground tube with cars known for combusting and burning for ages
That's fine. That thing is halfway round the globe. I'll be just fine
PC parts can’t even go few years without losing backwards compatibility (e.g. cpu sockets changing every few years). Last thing I need is for my physical body to incompatible with the newest and best stuff because I got a permanent implant when the tech wasn’t as evolved. This will always be the problem with invasive technology in my opinion.
So I have a cat chipped 15 years ago, and she can still operate modern devices with it - open doors, get food from a robot.
Not all tech goes obsolete fast, there are legacy compatibility layers!
There are chips that make cats smart enough to operate doors and robots? That's so cool!