Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to !unclejokes@lemmy.world
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submitted 3 weeks ago by gedaliyah@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The red zone has always been for loading and unloading. There is never stopping in a white zone.

[–] ech@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago

Good luck with your drinking problem. Bring a towel.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 4 points 3 weeks ago

Wow! I've never heard this one before, and I've heard most of them.

[–] lewdian69@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Works better with a baseball player. Maybe center fielder

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Especially of that player is ready to play today.