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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 44 points 2 months ago (3 children)

This was me for the first half of this year. Not 100%, but at least 30-40% of my diet was a mix of hazelnuts, cashews, almonds, walnuts, raisins and dried plums.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 44 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Squirrels don't eat dried plums you IDIOT

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oof, my bad lemme return my squirrel license then.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

You are demoted to PlaysWithSquirrels

[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Squirels will eat glazed doughnuts if they can find them.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Good thing they can't read maps or use currency or else Krispy Kreme would be overrun by squirrels

[–] Maestro@fedia.io 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

That sounds like a crazy expensive diet

[–] graymess@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

There's an international grocery near me that has at least one type of nut and one dried fruit on steep sale each week. Just buy a couple pounds of those each week. It's not all I eat, but it's pretty much all I snack on. Probably about 20% of my diet.

[–] MuffinHeeler@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Dried plums are more commonly known as prunes. So that part at least wouldn't be too expensive.

Not cheap for sure, but i bought it all in bulk which brought the price/kg down a lot. Still wouldnt safely recommend tho, see my other comment.

[–] fraksken@infosec.pub 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Add some greens and that's a very healthy diet

Yeah the rest was pretty healthy too, but i somehow started getting sick a lot. After trying lots of things, i dropped the copious amounts of nuts and since then it got better. I still dont actually know if this was correlation or causation.

Maybe i will start it again someday and see if the colds / throat issues come back. If i had to guess, my money would be on the walnuts.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Imagine shitting out these regularly

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

10/10 would attack enemies with it.

Is that what monkeys are trying to do?

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago

Her paycheck at whole foods? So what, a pound of nuts?

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Never make large purchasing decisions under the influence.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Small purchasing decisions however, highly recommend. Drunk bought a tactical ka-bar spork. Thing is AWESOME.