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[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 185 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Same with AOC, tbh.

Didn’t one of the Jan6ers steal her shoes?

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 93 points 1 month ago (1 children)

AOCs attractiveness goes beyond politics.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 84 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah she went to Boston University and got two degrees so she's wicked smaht, too

[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago

I do like them apples

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Momma always say: Find you a woman with a two-kilometer asteroid, sassa key?

[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

AOC is beltalowda confirmed

[–] bender223@lemmy.today 92 points 1 month ago (1 children)

my left wing conspiracy theory is that Ben Shapiro was the mastermind behind J6, which was actually an elaborate heist to steal AOC's shoes and/or get her feet pics. 🕵️

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 53 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would absolutely watch a Oceans 11 movie but it's GOP doing a grand heist of stealing AOC's shoes.

Instead their weird ass movies involve God and fighting wokeness. 😭

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think I watched a different Ocean's Eleven. They just robbed casinos.

exactly! the boring one!

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

They did even if they didn't. Foot fuckers

[–] Chev@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Appellation d'Origine Contrôlée?

[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

if you're not stealing AOC's shoes, it's just a sparkling foot fetish, or something.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 95 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"I hate you Kamala Harris! I hate your smooth, caramel skin. I hate your luscious lips. I hate your big doe-like eyes. I hate that we're not kissing right this very moment."

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago
[–] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 64 points 1 month ago (5 children)

The maga mind can hold multiple conflicting positions simultaneously. Their brains are in some kind of weird superposition state because nobody can observe them.

[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 month ago

George Orwell had word for that.

[–] teamevil@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

They're quantum dumbasses

[–] Taalnazi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Doublethink.

[–] JayDee@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Nah, their brains are parallelized and treat each argument as a seperate process. Since information is stored as private for each in process, they can't access certain talking points for certain arguments. If you bring up information that the current argument isn't privileged to access, they have to switch to an argument that does have access, at which point they can't access the previous argument's information.

If they didn't have this design, rogue processes might be able to cause sensitive information to be accessed by unprivileged users (normie users don't have the privilege to see data of white power users), or worse, you could get a pointer loop in their memory addresses which could lead to a system lock-up. /j

I think it's not that they hold more positions, its that they have no room for complexity or nuance, it would unravel them, but they have unlimited capacity for avoiding self criticism

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well given how loudly anti-gay the Republicans who turn out to be very gay tend to be, I'd say both.

[–] Xanis@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Reaction formation. It's a hell of a time.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This applies to almost every target of the MAGAts.

  • AOC

  • Mexicans

  • Transfolk

  • Muslims

  • Gays

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Methinks the MAGAts doth protest too much.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think they just need to tell themselves it's okay to masturbate tbh

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You’re probably not too far off.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

No, no, no, I want to be very far away when that starts happening

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or eat some more corn flakes and graham crackers.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Ah yes, viagran't

its how discourse works in the fascist mind, and with their weird necessarily-violent dominating humiliating concept of sexuality.

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 20 points 1 month ago

Well, she was a cop. Blue lives matter? 🤷

[–] JoMomma@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago

It's the same reason they yell about gay people

The real reason JD Vance cares Kamala is "childless"

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

What is this curse thrust upon me; to only lust after that which I cannot have!

-JD Vance in IKEA, probably

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Protect me, Maria Don't let this siren cast her spell Don't let her fire sear my flesh and bone Destroy SÖDERHAMN And let her taste the fires of hell Or else let her be mine and mine alone

[–] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

"I saw a picture of [Harris] on Time magazine today. She looks like the most beautiful actress ever to live," Trump said. "She’s a beautiful woman, so we’ll leave it at that."

So, definitely yes. Trump compared her beauty to his wife..? It was a very weird interview.

[–] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

¿Por que no Los dos?

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I feel like I missed something....

[–] AsheHole@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

There's a flag going around of something like, "she's as open as our borders" with a drawn picture of Harris with her legs spread open suggestively.

[–] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[–] Sumocat@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago

MAGA chuds: “I want a mamala domala!”

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

funny thing is when harris was compared to a hyena some furries started drawing her as an anthro hyena

[–] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 3 points 4 weeks ago

Like Catholic priests for alter boys, they hate themselves for their unstoppable attraction

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