this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2024
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[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 31 points 1 month ago

"best I can do is half the universe."

[–] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

"I'm sorry, little one...best I can do is $40."

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

"I mean, it's gonna sit on the shelf for a while, and I gotta have some room to make a profit, so..."

*snaps fingers, all prices offered are cut in half*

mr grill thumb?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

You see this kind of gem is really pretty worthless by itself. Best I can do is $40, but if you bring me the whole set we can talk bigger numbers.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

You got rid of his square jaw and chin.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

He looks kinda like him even with purple skin.

[–] blackstampede@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 weeks ago

Joe Rogan vibes