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Weird News - Things that make you go 'hmmm'

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Um, ok.

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[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 22 points 2 months ago

Something tells me he is secretly hoping mortgage rates won't drop.

"Aw man I have to drink this urine now? I guess a promise is a promise. Boy I wish I kept my big mouth shut. Anyways, I have a flight of urine samples from my wife's last pregnancy, let's see how well they aged!"

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

That should send investors fleeing. It won’t, but it should

[–] 1hitsong@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 months ago

He would do it anyway without a reason.

Guaranteed.

[–] cynthorpe@discuss.online 12 points 2 months ago

I mean, eventually they will fall, only to rise again. It’s not much of a bet

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

Okay, so the Redfin CEO is definitely already drinking his urine and just wants to tell everyone he's a pp-boi