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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago

Not really.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm not interested in feeding your fetishes.

[–] tilefan@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

hey fuck you. I'm high, and the question popped into my head.

[–] Banichan@dormi.zone 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

More like pooped into your head.

[–] tilefan@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

yes, thank you, it did in fact poop into my head

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Had some antibiotics mess with my gut flora and lead to the creamy peanut butter. It's not that bad except that it creates urgency not unlike diarrhea. For gravel, you're gonna have to define "medium," but that tends to come from constipation, which can lead to hemorrhoid issues in addition to general discomfort. On the whole, I guess the peanut butter, but it's a close one.

[–] tilefan@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

thank you for taking this seriously. for medium, I would say, like an oblong golf ball.

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Okay, in the absence of good holistic data on which to base my judgment, I'll go with my gut.

LOL, that pun was unintended when it popped into my head, but I could have changed it and yet I choose not to.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Eh, I'm bored and curious

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Have had both. Gravel is cleaner

[–] tilefan@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

see, that's what I was thinking.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It depends on to whom I'm feeding it

[–] tilefan@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

your, or someone else's, septic tank. would your answer change if it were a municipal sewer?

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Eh, whatever. I want both. Gimme that crunchy peanut butter poo

[–] tilefan@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

this was a test, that was the correct answer. one of our agents will be contacting you shortly

[–] abominable_panda@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why you decided to ask this question whilst hypothetically in the shower, im not sure i want to know

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Hay man, when your stool is the consistency of creamy peanut butter toilet paper only does so much.

[–] 10_0@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 month ago

Consume fibre and calcium