"My boss makes a dollar, I make a dime/That's why I jerk off on company time."
this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2024
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And make sure you don't shit and crank it at the same time. Make them pay for both, individually.
I make a dime, boss makes a buck. Thats why I crank my hog in the company truck.
This is why CEOs hate wfh 😏
I wish Jerry would wash his hands before clocking back in.
Either that, or if you’re on the company’s wellness plan…
You're not my real dad
this is definately a place I could not work.
Soooooo.... S*x is fine then?
SFX are totally fine. Six is fine too.
Love the dulcet tones of an expertly played Sax
CEO had probably read some fake bullshit on LinkedIn...