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[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] abfarid@startrek.website 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's Texas, and those are actually fairly average around here.

[–] unphazed@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I am the clit commander!!!!

[–] NihilisticOptimist@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Some say the CLIT is a myth.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

they just myth it because they dont really try

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I passed a big church... Building? Idk it looked weird, but it had a bunch of Christian sayings on it, and one of them was "FEAR GO"

Whats wrong with GO?

[–] tomkatt@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It's a deeply complex game dating back thousands of years. It's extremely compelling, difficult to learn, and you could spend a lifetime mastering it. I can understand why the church fears it. Who has time for a sermon when you could be studying Tsumego and learning Joseki?

[–] z00s@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Gastrointestinal Obstructions are seriously painful, you can't take that stuff lightly

[–] koavf@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] rainerloeten@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

The cross looks like a "T". That's why, I think.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They probably have more trouble finding it than most

[–] pufferfisherpowder@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Lol everyone knows it doesn't exist. Or where is it mentioned in the bible?! That's right, nowhere

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You are ignorant as fuck if you really believe that.

[–] pufferfisherpowder@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

You can call me ignorant but the bible ain't lying son

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Most Christian males don't know what a clit is, so this is understandable.

[–] rwhitisissle@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

That's because the clitoris, and by extension the female orgasm, is a myth created by second wave feminists to make straight men seem sexually incompetent.

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Command line interface?!?! HELP I CANT EXIT VIMM!

[–] mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 months ago

Do people use "esc" for this? I thought ctrl-c was the easy way. Esc is so much harder to reach.

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

:q! is part of the shortcut?

[–] mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You literally type colon q exclamation mark [enter]

: is basically telling vim that you want to execute a command

q is quit

! means without saving

and hit enter to execute it

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 1 points 5 months ago

i thought it was a text emoji.

[–] darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago

Linux men, they can't find the clit even if you shove it in their faces

[–] sudo42@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Great job, men! We finally found it!

[–] bluewing@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So many things organizations do when it comes to branding or advertisements should really be be run past just one 12 year boy before the idea gets turned loose, it would take is mere seconds to identify any problems.

But no, the adults are the smart ones...........

They'd probably spank him for pointing it out anyway.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

This has to be someones parody stunt and not a real, legitimate thing...right?

[–] germtm_@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

didn't know command-line interfaces were religious.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, TempleOS?

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I refuse to believe this wasn’t intentional

[–] indepndnt@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

So, I grew up in a super religious environment -- which is where I grew up, not necessarily the folks in this picture. But if this was from my childhood, I would imagine it went down like this: there are quite a few people who are 100% bought in to the religious teachings. A few of those folks probably got together and developed this idea. No double entendre meant or understood. But there are also quite a few folks who are at least aware of the real world. Those folks saw this trainwreck unfolding in slow motion. But the problem is, sex is taboo. So what are they going to do? Raise the alarm? Explain to everyone who doesn't know what a clit is? And then, worst of all, explain how they know what a clit is? Oh hell no. That's just never going to happen. So if the team embarrasses themselves, well, I guess that was just God's will.

[–] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oh I've met some pretty innocent Christians. Keep in mind that this is the same group that gets stressed by the word "damn". Think pure thoughts!

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

Most I've met arent any more innocent than anyone else. They just feel guiltier about everything.

[–] SynonymousStoat@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

They probably don't even know what a clit is so my guess is it's unintentional.