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[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] vale@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 month ago (4 children)

oh no it's not the diet. it's the fact that I've been on my phone for an hour

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 13 points 1 month ago

Probably because your Internet speed is good due to fiber.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Why be on your phone while you could be on a PC?

[–] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 2 points 1 month ago

Excellent way to get hemorrhoids and/or blood clots

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Me watching 2-hour long iceberg videos about games I've never played:

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

Too little fribre, bad poo, also too much fibree, also bad poo. Thicc or thin, bad poo.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 month ago

When you are on the clock but the boss never checks up on you

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was driving to my partner’s house like 12 years ago and l drove past “(something) COCKTAIL LOUNGE” and “TAIL” was burnt out… I tried to get a picture but I was driving so it was all blurry and now nobody would ever believe me.

Or maybe they cold turn the “tail” off at will when it’s gay-bar-mode.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's a photo worth pulling over for. Either your partner understands, or they're not the one.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

Oh my partner believe me, but I feel is too far fetched to tell like.. at a party.