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Well if people want to keep asking me if I've watched the Olympics, then I have to keep telling them I dont watch the Olympics.

Its the people trying to prove they care about the athleticism of their country once every 4 years who are the weird ones.

I don't even own a television set. My phone is one of the only "dumb" phones still offered by my carrier and I don't believe in the internet. The only way I'll see any of it is if I go to my cross fit class and they have it on one of the screens there. But I'm currently boycotting that place because I'm vegan and they have animal leather seating in the common area, of which I do not approve.

Nothing wrong with that. I hear about him less often than I hear about the olympics.

Actually, people seem to be weirdly insistent on telling me all about the olympics.

This year is the first time I watched the Olympics, and man, I don't even care about the countries or my nation being represented, just these hot men and women doing martial arts and gymnastics

He also doesn't watch the Super Bowl

Do people watch the Olympics these days? I think it's more like the traditional version, where we receive scroll with updated results and the occasional video.

I find it odd, the biggest sports fans in my office are not interested in the Olympic. 🤔

i don’t watch the olympics btw

I didn't even know the Olympics were going on