this post was submitted on 03 Aug 2024
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[–] drkt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 109 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Actually she's copyleft, if a man fucks my GF then he also has to fuck me

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you cute? Can I jump straight to the source and skip the girlfriend?

[–] drkt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

no but I'm public domain- you can rearrange my face if you want UwU

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] nifty@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Krafting@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Laborer3652@reddthat.com 8 points 1 month ago

Let's not get ahead of ourselves...

[–] Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world 60 points 1 month ago
[–] swab148@lemm.ee 37 points 1 month ago

open source

You get to see her parents naked

[–] daniyeg@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

windows users when bill gates has sex with their girlfriend (she's owned by Microsoft)

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

Developers developers developers!

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

And is this "Linux user's girlfriend" in the room with us now?

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

One of my favorite quotes I heard in college came from a CS grad student: “I used to use Linux — until I got a girlfriend.”

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Honey, can we watch Netflix?"

"Sure, just give me a minute. Just have to quickly recompile the kernel."

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

Absolutely real

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

I made mine use Ubuntu because my house my rules. They don't give a shit as long as Firefox opens and there's a way to edit spreadsheets.

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What are you talking about? YOU are the Linux gf. Go wear your femboy socks!

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Oooh yeah baby! Upload your dependencies to my repository!

don't forget to leave a star if you found the software useful

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

This but not a joke.