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[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I went to a psychic who unlocked a memory of me in a past life riding a dragon. There were no dinosaurs there. If that doesn't prove it then nothing will.

[–] Summzashi@lemmy.one 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Give that woman 25k right now

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

She told me that for 25k she could actually send me back in time but it'll be another 25k to bring me back with the proof. I'm starting a fundraiser and selling cookies to raise the money.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Take that, Flaunt Dribble!

[–] wunami@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago

Be open minded

But not about dinosaurs apparently...

[–] wildcardology@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If everything is a lie, isn't the Chinese zodiac also a lie?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Oh you and your logic.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dragons, if you accept any quadruped lizard such as a gecko or a bearded lizard, or a komodo dragon, as a dragon, still exist.

[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Same with dinosaurs: Chickens 😎

wait isn’t there a chicken Chinese zodiac? 🤔

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 7 points 3 months ago

Hey, I was born in the Chicken year of the Chinese Zodiac.

From now on, if asked, I would say I was born in the year of the dinosaur instead.

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The Chinese zodiac doesn't have a cat, therefore cats don't exist.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

No kangaroos on it either.

[–] kometes@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Tiger says, "what?"

[–] the_toast_is_gone@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I like the theory that ancient people found dinosaur bones somehow and just made up dragons based on what they saw.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maybe, but it's also not hard to imagine them seeing that there were reptiles of multiple sizes and they got bigger and bigger (maybe even crocodiles via trade or just native).

"This, but huge" is a pretty easy path to folktales.

[–] kofe@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Slap some wings on em (or half of another creature? Or both!), baby you got a mythological creature goin

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

Be open minded

But as the famous Carl Sagan said, not so open that your brain falls out

[–] numberfour002@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

If everything I am told is a lie then that would explain the hickey Suzanne Whester ended up with the very next day after she supposedly didn't even kiss Justin Sizemore.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I mean, Komodo Dragons exist.