this post was submitted on 25 Jun 2024
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


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9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


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[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What is your credit card number and all the information needed to use it?

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 1 month ago

I'm not falling for that one again!

[–] Snailpope@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

What shoes do wear the most?

Also would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or one horse sized duck?

Edit: added a question

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] TheSaus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

Gigachad tier footwear

[–] frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I did my 333rd recently, the post of Choronzon.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I love choronzon, especially in a breakfast burrito. Yum!

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How many posts have you made before this?

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 month ago

At least 2.

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What are you doing tonight?

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Suffering from sleep apnea.

[–] Jtee@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Really? Right infront of my salad?

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 month ago

Render unto caesar.

[–] solidgrue@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What brand of shirt do you wear? Also, which wrist do you prefer to wear a watch-- left, right or middle?

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 month ago

Kirkland. I trust a company who I can buy shirts, batteries, and bacon from.

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Holup

For my question: What is your take on the memes here now compared to before the rexodus?

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No idea why the discrepancy.

If I see any memes I'll let you know.

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

We are on different instances it's possible yours is still federated with something that that world has blocked

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 month ago

I WILL PULL THIS CAR OVER

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

For how long should I cook a foreskin?

[–] LastJudgement@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What's your favorite fruit?

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 month ago
[–] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

The engine of Lemmy right here

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I dunno, maybe? Gonna have to deal with my hovercraft first, though, as it is filled with eels.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 month ago