Why would a Dinosaur hypnotist lie to me what would she have to gain?
£25k
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Why would a Dinosaur hypnotist lie to me what would she have to gain?
£25k
I’m very curious what he thinks a “ghost writer” does.
He's hiring a ghost writer because they are very cheap.
When a person dies, they stop needing earthly rewards. And, because a lot of great authors and writers have died, there are a lot of candidate ghost writers, like Martin Amis, Truman Capote and Barbara Cartland. A good spiritualist can summon the right auteur from beyond this mortal coil for any compositional need you have!
That is, if they aren't too busy riding ghost dinosaurs, of course.
Writes books based on the accounts of ghosts, duh.
I’ll do it for $20k!
Poes law and all, but this one feels like a troll to me
All I can say is Flint doesn't think so. I'm guessing this isn't the first comment like this he's had to read.
Flint Dibble sounds like a MST3K Dave Ryder name
Blast Hardcheese.
My wife got this for me one Christmas. I used to use it as a pencil and pen holder at work:
Big McLargeHuge
Yes?
You're a little confused. They weren't asking for Bob Johnson.
I thought it was another of Dale Gribble's pseudonyms to order pizza.
If you fell far enough down the crazy hole to 100% genuinely believe you had, in fact, ridden dinosaurs... I think it'd be hard not to feel superior to literally everyone else. I mean, what do they know? They haven't even ridden a dinosaur.
Yeah, but what if someone else got to ride a T-Rex and all they got to ride was this derpy-looking incisivosaurus?
That’s what homo habilis skeletons rode in the previous era’s version of Minecraft.
If you could ride a dinosaur, what kind would you choose?
Umm, I guess that depends on my level of technology. If I had some sort of suit that would withstand the pressure and would let me breathe indefinitely under water, then Large Mosasaurs or Livyatan which could get up to 59 feet.
And if that technology is unavailable, then a Spinosaurus for the land and a Quetzalcoatlus for the air. That way, I have the smallest chance of being attacked by other dinosaurs.
And just for fun I know it's not a dinosaur but I would LOVE to ride or touch or encounter a Arthropleura Read more here: https://www.geologyin.com/2020/05/largest-land-dwelling-bug-of-all-time.html
Millipedes are so god dam cute!
Fucking t-rex, obviously.
Why not a pterodactyl? I’ll firebomb you riding your stupid little gimpy armed t-Rex from above and you wouldn’t even stand a chance
Whoa whoa whoa. I was under the impression that I would be riding a dinosaur for recreation, not prehistoric warfare. You just go around firebombing dinosaur equestrians all willy nilly?
This is the fuckin Cretaceous period, brah. No such thing as war crimes yet so yeah I’m firebombing some fuckin peeps
Why not a pterodactyl?
Because quetzalcoatlus existed.
It probably ate pterodactyls if it could catch them.
Yeah but I didn’t know quetzalcoatlusi existed
That's what it relies on before it eats you.
Spoken like someone who forgot about Pterosaurs…
Pff. I fly and I evolved before them.
I'm against gouging the gullible, but the bias is mostly because it would mean predation of my family and already fragile support network...
However... gooning dino kink for £25k sounds greyish boarder legit. Where's the Khan academy 411?
I've got a week long intensive course. It's only £25k. You'll need to bring your own ghostwriters.