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[โ€“] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Broke: ironing your husband's clothes and not being a muscle mommy because society ๐Ÿคฎ

Woke: only ironing your own clothes and getting swole because you want to ๐Ÿ’ช

Ascended: not ironing clothes or lifting because you love being lazy ๐Ÿ˜ด

[โ€“] nifty@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Preach it, Iโ€™d come to your sermons

[โ€“] diskmaster23@lemmy.one 6 points 1 month ago

Yeah, where is that OnlyFans?

[โ€“] booly@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

All women should be cleaning regularly. Power clean, hang clean, full clean, doesn't matter.

[โ€“] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Now make one with a man fucking a clothes iron for a play on, "pumping iron".

[โ€“] tb_@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

do you even iron?

[โ€“] Banichan@dormi.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's not how English works.

[โ€“] nifty@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I am not going to argue with a meme, are you? Actually, please do ๐Ÿฟ

[โ€“] Banichan@dormi.zone 2 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I'm not arguing with a meme; I'm pointing out how the joke fails on a fundamental level because the creator couldn't master basic English. You go ahead and try to be clever with your sarcastic quips.

[โ€“] polonius-rex@kbin.run 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i don't know, chum, it looks like you're arguing with it ๐Ÿฟ

[โ€“] Banichan@dormi.zone 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And you are a weak troll Get a life, kid.

[โ€“] TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

They're the troll???

[โ€“] Master@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or, you know, you could just fuck off out of the thread.

[โ€“] nifty@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lemmy has people on it from all around the world, so not just people with English as native tongues

Besides that, weโ€™re all just shit posting here so whatever ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

native english speaker here, the joke comes across fine and I literally laughed out loud. people who try to police words/grammar/humor like the guy you're replying to are pathetic losers and nobody likes them. keep making funnies in my language and i'll keep laughing and upvoting them!

[โ€“] Cattypat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

sorry, have you mastered basic english? do you make sure you speak with perfect grammar and spelling even in informal contexts? if anything, it would be incorrect to use formal language in such an informal application as a meme

[โ€“] Banichan@dormi.zone 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[โ€“] Cattypat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

lmao you were the one freaking out about words, now we know theyre an impertinent troll

[โ€“] chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

whine about literacy

proceed to call two sentences "a lot of words" and pretend it's a lot to read

this guy desperately making an asshole of himself trying to troll people is funnier than the meme

the joke is the guy bitching about illiteracy thinks 40 words is too much to read

[โ€“] chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

linguistic prescriptivism is for weird losers bent on controlling others' thoughts. the joke is fine, i think you're upset about something else here.

[โ€“] Banichan@dormi.zone 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think you see people piling on me and you wanna get a free jab in.

i think you're just salty that your inbox blew up with people telling you what an idiotic blowhard you sound like