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[–] Berttheduck@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

To help my American lemmings with pronunciation: Red-ing and Bark-shere.

It's a very good university too.

[–] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Anglophones have no right to complain about French pronunciation. What the fuck is this shit?

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Half the reason our pronunciation is so weird is that a bunch of French guys took over England

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It would be so much easier if we had accents over our vowels, like in a lot of languages to indicate which of that vowels sounds was wanted.

[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 month ago

https://oldenglish.info/advpronunciationguide.html

English used to be phonetic, it's just people started changing the way they pronounced vowels, but the spelling stayed the same. For example, both the k and the gh in "knight" used to be pronounced.

[–] Berttheduck@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Tell me about it English is a bastardised language made up of so many different languages rules. Have you heard of Lee and Perrins Worcestershire sauce? It's pronounced wuster-shere.

Great sauce btw, real umami flavour and great on cheese on toast.

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

My favourite is Wymondham. (Like the blowy kind,) Wind-um.

Also, fuck Worcester sauce.

[–] GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk 4 points 1 month ago

I like Towcester.
Excellent for breakfast crumpets.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

James Acaster's classic Kettering Town FC bit starts with another example 😁

[–] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

I've heard it as "English isn't a language. It's three languages under a trench coat, pretending to be a language."

[–] quantenzitrone@lemmings.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Yes. I have also heard of "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo."

[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Fun UK fact - we use a different ranking system for lecturers:

Lecturer Senior Lecturer Reader Professor

That means, at some point, someone has been a "Reader in X at Reading".

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 7 points 1 month ago

There's also the Reading festival. A common misconception is that it's a music festival. It's actually a festival of books.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

OP clearly doesn't know what the three shells are for.

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

That took me longer than it should have, as I automatically read Reading as Reading instead of reading. That's rad.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech 5 points 1 month ago

Just rename the county to Bookshire ffs