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God Announces Easter Weekend Double XP for all Churchgoers (hard-drive.net)
submitted 7 months ago by restingboredface@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Excited about this one. Lent debuff hit me hard this year.

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[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Also from the patch:

Respawn time reduced to three days.

Can't wait to give this one a try.

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Isn't that just for admins?

[–] CosmicTurtle@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It was a one-time spell for the son of the main dev.

[–] Ihnivid@feddit.de 0 points 7 months ago

Rumor has it that anyone can transfer to another server on death, but there's a bunch of messy man pages that contradict each other.