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[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If we're adding unnecessary sexual dimorphism, we need to give males peacock feathers.

[–] suite403@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago

Fucking perfect. I will watch this.

[–] easily3667@lemmus.org 77 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm sorry but where's the mom hips? Or is that just Pixar?

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 53 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Yeah, the mother/aunt wolf most definitely needs a big, explosive, somebody-get-pregnant hips/booty that make the more ghoulish adults among us contribute legions of Rule 34 and/or cum tribute shots to 4chan. It's essentially of an unspoken economy beneath the surface of any Pixar film that determines the film's success. Extra credit if the characters are related enough to qualify as incest.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

You might need to take a long shower friend.

[–] AmbientChaos@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

Brother, you need to go for a long walk

[–] HalfSalesman@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"Ghoulish" are you sure you are using that word correctly?

Usually when people complain about internet porn artists and gooners they call them degenerates.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 5 points 21 hours ago (6 children)

Sorry, is ghoulish meant to be an endearing word?

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Hey there smoothskin...

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 1 points 19 hours ago

You say that like it's a bad thing.

[–] easily3667@lemmus.org 5 points 1 day ago

You...have thought about this too much. I think you may need a lie down.

[–] Marighost@lemm.ee 19 points 1 day ago

That is Pixar, which is also Disney.

[–] Enzy@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

Big B's small T's.

[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 97 points 1 day ago

Disney characters are proboscis monkeys:

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago

It isn't just Disney. Look up Migration. They gave the mallards huge bills while the ducks had narrow ones.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 141 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Looks like Little John and Robin Hood

[–] CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 103 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Robin Hood is a twink confirmed

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

That damn movie was one of two VHS cassettes I had as a small child, the other was The Sword in the Stone. I watched them over and over and over.

As a result, my sexuality has been absolutely maimed in ways I am still untangling.

Wouldn't trade it for anything.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 109 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 65 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 47 points 1 day ago

Well yeah, Disney.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This fox is the fucking reason.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Isn’t this movie consider like the progenitor of furries? Like yeah, anthropomorphic animals have always been a thing but there’s something about this movie that made it an obsessive thing?

Sorta like how Pulp Fiction invented “gimps”….

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 1 points 20 hours ago

For me it was mostly Charlie from All Dogs Go to Heaven, but yeah Disney's Robin Hood was also a factor!

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

we're all furries on this blessed day

[–] hakase@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago

Oodelally oodelally!

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

That's a grannyboy twink!

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[–] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 day ago (6 children)

How else are you suppose to show the difference between a male cat and female cat? Show their butt holes on camera?

[–] 5too@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago
[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Why give then pink and blue collar, of course.

[–] oppy1984@lemm.ee 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So many questions....so little desire to have that in my search history.

Try: "What's the difference between a male cat and a female cat"

Its literally on the first page. 💀

(I was thinking of personality differences, not cat anatomy)

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

i had no idea that cat butt holes are different between genders. same with wolves. i guess you hang around different circles of the internet.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Assholes aren't different, but you can sex many mammals by seeing how close the holes are. Close together = female. More spaced apart = male.

You can use this on juveniles and even babies.

(I'm walking right into it lemmy, don't let me down!)

[–] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

literally the first thing I googled when wanting to adopt a cat "what is the difference between a male cat and female cat"

I was thinking of personality differences, not animal anatomy lol

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That answer comes up because people are trying to sex a strange animal. Haven't we all done this?

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[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I like the idea of Disney talking to themselves

Disney: Well done, Disney!

Disney: Thanks, Disney!

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

All Disney employees are actually just clones of Walt Disney himself

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago (7 children)

It's like the one on the left got stung on the nose by a bee and then whatever the opposite of a bee is went for the spot right between the eyes.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Citric acid

the opposite of a bee

..Guy Fieri? 🤷

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That male wolf could only be voice by Patrick Warburton.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

John Goodman is another choice.

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