ADHD memes

Mhmm, mhmm. Knock first.

Once or twice a day!? Why the hell am I doing this job??

I worked at a hospital that has therapy dogs. There was a code you could call for the dogs. I can't remember it now. It was like "Dr. Rover is needed in room 12” or something like that.

The cutest thing is that the dog has a badge.

I used to work for a private air cargo company and at the time they were renting space from a private jet operator. The owners daughter worked out of the second floor office and brought her mixed breed dog with her everyday. The highlight of our day was when Olive would come down for a bathroom break or a walk and would stop by our office for pets and the "secret" treat. I don't miss the job, but I do miss the Olive.

But at least now I mostly work from home so I get to spend every night with my golden snoring like a lumberjack behind me. She's become so well known that during some meetings I'm asked to switch from the headset to speakers so they can say hello to her.

So they're training dogs to trick-or-treat?

I'm doing my PhD in Germany, everyone here is employed with salary and has a 1-3 people office. At least in computer science.

When I started my phd (in a different country, during late covid times) my only collegue who would have sat in my room always worked from home. It wasn't very fun at all. Well, very few people came to the office anyways, so I just had to try and figure out everything by myself, eat lunch alone, etc. etc.

I am so much happier now in a 4 person room where I have 1-3 collegues to talk to depending on the day.

"personal office" i bet $5 that it's their dorm room

I have an office at my university but we had to apply for it and only get it for two years. It’s pretty nice, maybe 7x7 with a desk, chair, and bookshelves.

You know when there's a dog in the office they just write off the whole day as a productivity loss.

woooow its so crazy that people expect their homes that they are paying so much rent for to be functional ALL THE TIME

I just wanted to inform you that there is a revoition, and its leader is a dog, I thought you would like to know.

Also I would like to point you you have missed a few emergencies, like a tornado tore the roof off.

When my husband and I started dating he was a property manager of an apartment complex. Coincidentally they fired him within a month after I moved in since he was getting an apartment as part of his salary. As we were moving out of that shithole we still had people walking into our empty apartment after us both yelling at us that such and such needed to be fixed. Completely wild.

I want one of these so bad

When you say "these," you're talking about a revolution, right?

I see dog and coffee; sounds like a net positive to get on with writing more dissertation.

My veterinarian had an office cat. It would come into the waiting room and sit on my cat's carrier to exert dominance.

I have in fact been to an optometrists office that had office kittens.

And that makes me sad.

Coke*