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[–] msage@programming.dev 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

You know who was a reverse vampire?

Jesus

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm 5 points 10 hours ago

Do I have to suck him then? I mean I totally would, he seems like a nice bloke.

[–] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Oh, that's how the trinity works

[–] superkret 2 points 10 hours ago

you don't need to understand it.
you only need to drink it.

[–] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Technically the diagram is closer to modalism, which is heretical according to the Catholic Church.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Of course it's heretical. If the Catholic church recognized the Kool-Aid man as real, nobody would give a fuck about their god.

But for real, thank you for the explanation, I'll have to look into that!

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 16 hours ago