Miku goat is not real it can't hurt you
Miku goat:
this post was submitted on 29 Apr 2025
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I got headbutted by a goat when I was a kid. Knocked me right back on my butt. I don't think the noodles would have helped.
I wonder if that's like American football players started wearing helmets so they hit harder. So the one time they are not wearing the noodles they are going to wreck another goat or themselves.
I love the idea of this so much. Now I want to see what peak goat headbutting looks like if properly trained.
One is sporting the twi'lek look haha
Noods of shame
Goat bumpers.
Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell - and they deserve it. Goats are assholes.
Goats are like if someone combined domestic cats with toddlers and gave the result horns and hooves.
It takes a certain constitution to deal with them but they’re quite entertaining.
The only goats I've known have all been little bastards that would always charge at me the MOMENT I took my eyes off them. It's what they live for. The Weeping Angels of the animal kingdom.
But but goat milk
Goat cheese 💯💯
Now I want some cake.
When my daughter and her best friend were like 14 they baked a cake together, and we plunged a giant chef's knife into it from the top and took a picture of them looking at it close-up. The lighting on their faces was perfect. I wanted them to send it to Cake because it would have made a kickass CD cover, but I don't think they did.
Now I want a scene where Thomasin grabs Black Phillip by the horns.
"Why you little bitch! Get over here!"
Then she wrestles him down and slides pink pool noodles over his horns.
Baaaaphomet!?